Grahan ka Andhakar......

Sounds like a B-grade movie, right????Series of events written by our favorite script writer (Tejasvi) on a dull boring day, but with the help of 4 of her friends (including me).. This is how it goes:


9.00 am: No class, but still the presence of 3 idiots (Tejasvi, Ashish and Anil).. surprised, but thukraye hue log.. 


9.25 am: Cafe Kino. Place decided to spend some time.. But thrown out.. 


9.43 am: Crepe Station. no beer + bakwaas food with some bakwaas talks + Cappucinno, 3/4 th in saucer..


10.37 am: PVR, no movie show available for "Sherlock holmes".. That time we were informed: " No ISM class, stay back at home, news came in late".. Funny considering mumbaikars would have left 1 hr early.. :) So the 3 idiots decided to stay back.. 
Meanwhile Anil thinks watermelon juice is sauce in the glass with straw.. 


10.39 am: Shopper's Stop. did not allow inside.


10.30: I checked on net.. No movies nearby.. 
Meanwhile the scene in CCD (where the 3 idiots decided to move after shopper's fiasco): no AC working, spoke to another Anil in Goa, he is 2 beer down while the Anil in CCD is still hunting for beer.. The 3 idiots shifted their sitting place, thinking AC will start working, but no use.. Coupled with that some wrong order..
CCD: Khidki kholne ki koshish.. But in vain.. 
Ordered menu: After one coffee, Lychee thanda, Tropical iceberg, brownie.. 


Meanwhile the topic of discussion was something around horses and mushrooms.. Some debate about whether it was horse or unicorn.. 
So some discussion started about who has horn on face.. 
Anil: Birds.. :D :D (everybody else laughing)
Ashish: birds ko bleak rehta hai.. :P
Anil: Still thinking..!!!!!!
Everybody decide to write a book on this.. but instead i write a blog.. :P :)


Meanwhile we are still missing from the scene.. And they decided to play story telling game.. Some contents from that: "girl and boy locked in a room.. (no wild imaginations here).. Boy finds a key.. Boy is a ***.. (censored).. "


11.40 am: The 2 musketeers enter (me and Mihir).. Some chit chat after that.. 


12.10 pm: we started playing consequence game.. Some mind blowing stories started to flow in the process.. (while reading the final script :) )


12.30 pm onwards: All bored.. started talking crap.. sab apni dukh bari daastan sunane lage.. :) Meanwhile some comment from mihir about FRIENDS series.. But he slipped his tongue and said Pheoba instead of Pheobe.. Some laughter after that..
Meanwhile in CCD anil still thinking of No beer.. Poor chap.. :)


1.15 pm: Time to leave.. Ordered the bill.. Anil submitted his debit card.. Poor chap his day becomes worse, debit card found not working.. Borrowed 100 bucks from me.. :)
No money, No beer.. Anil is exhausted.. 


Hope you guys like this conversation.. I'm sure we will.. :)
Cia.. 

Sunsaan College.. one week of boredom..

Just to give you guys a glimpse of how sunsaan my college was, have a look at these pictures.. The lane is considered to be the most happening lane in Mumbai college life.. Thanks to swine flu there are very few roaming around in that lane.. College quad used to filled up with at least 100 people, and in these pics u can see hardly 20 of them, and most of them do not belong to our college..

Surprisingly the whole college was closed (except the only place i hardly visit, the library).. Imagine even our course coordinator was sitting outside..

This is a sample of what has happened to Mumbai college life thanks to swine flu and to all the grace of our government to shut down our colleges..

Coming back to my routine, what I have accomplished in these 7 days.. The routine I followed for all of the seven days is listed below..

1. After 10 alarms I finally get up at 11 in morning.
2. Straight away switch on the TV and press 44 to watch CNBC TV18 (of course if its a weekday) or else my favorite movie channels.
3. Stay glued to the TV unless mom comes and starts shouting at least to have my breakfast..
4. I have all the time on this earth to have a shower. After that back to the couch with a remote in my hand..
5. After some TV, and some awesome lunch (i hope i don't get use to this, else it will be difficult when I m back in college), time to take another nap.. ;) (yeah, u heard it right, sleeping was the best activity I have done the past week)
6. Time to go out for a walk in evening.. or enjoy with friends if its a weekend..
7. Back to my den.. Normally by 9 on weekdays and by 11 on weekends..
8. Again food and some movies on star or HBO..
9. Sleeping time at around 1 am..


PS: This schedule is being designed only when you have nothing to do and have a weeks off. Of course external entertainments are out of option.

PPS: Holidays are subject to boredom risks. Please read the script carefully before making your decision.

PPPS: This portfolio is designed only for residents of Mumbai. Outsiders can post their different versions.